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Jun 15, 2009 11:01 AM | Thomas Dolt

Putting the Capital I in iPod

Me, Myself, and I - Beyonce

Gimme Gimme Gimme - Abba

Come To Me - Diddy

If I Ruled The World - Lauryn Hill

I Can't Wait - Outkast

I Wanna Talk About Me - Tobe Keith

Look At Me - Geri Halliwell

My Way - Sinatra

Not Ready To Make Nice - Dixie Chicks

Without Me - Eminmen

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