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Top Eleven Reasons Joe Torre Wants Out of LA

Apr 27, 2008 07:30 PM  | Frank Coffey

11. Rats plummeting out of palm trees

10. Happy people make him nervous

9. Malibu schmalibu

8. Pretending to like Nomar is really, really hard
 
7. The pizza sucks
 
6. Vince Scully’s irritating voice
 
5. Smell of suntan lotion makes him nauseous
 
4. Scared of gnomes
 
3. Andruw Jones
 
2. Tommy LaSorda chews with his mouth open
 
1. McCourt won't validate parking

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