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Feb 10, 2008

Los Angeles - Well-placed television insiders say that Fox Sports is planning a new reality show called Shooting With The Stars, co-hosted by Brian McNamee and Debbie Clemens, in which elite athletes from a cross-section of sports inject themselves with illegal drugs and the winner is the person who gets the best results.

“I’m so excited to be working with Brian again,” said Clemens, “he’s a real winner and a wonderful friend to our entire family.”

McNamee could not be reached for comment, but a Fox source told eTrueSports, "Anabolic steroids, HGH, synthetic testosterone – our guests are going be injecting themselves with all the things that make our athletes great."

Celebrity guests are currently being lined up, with Jose Canesco set for the premiere, scheduled to air on Fox on Opening Day, March 31^st, 2008. Other guest stars will be announced shortly; a spokesman for Barry Bonds said the slugger did not plan to participate due to a prior commitment.

“I don’t know about this,” said MLB Commissioner Bud Selig, “I’ll have to discuss it with George Mitchell and get back to you.”

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Feb 16, 2008 12:53 AM

Joey D

Debbie's a hottie. I'm taking my girl friend out, feed her some vino, and subtly suggest she consider HGH supplements. A win-win.

Feb 11, 2008 11:56 PM

lucid eye

I bet this was Rupert Murdoch's idea. Fox is the greatest! And now there's gonna be hotties in the Wall Street Journal. What a guy! What a winner!

Feb 10, 2008 11:30 PM

I sure hope Rush Limbaugh gets a chance to compete!

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<< Back Size Matters! Feb 10, 2008 Los Angeles - Well-placed television insiders say that Fox Sports is planning a new reality show called Shooting With The Stars, co-hosted by Brian McNamee and Debbie Clemens, in which elite athletes from a cross-section of sports inject themselves with illegal drugs and the winner is the person who gets the best results. “I’m so excited to be working with Brian again,” said Clemens, “he’s a real winner and a wonderful friend to our entire family.” McNamee could not be reached for comment, but a Fox source told eTrueSports, "Anabolic steroids, HGH, synthetic testosterone – our guests are going be injecting themselves with all the things that make our athletes great." Celebrity guests are currently being lined up, with Jose Canesco set for the premiere, scheduled to air on Fox on Opening Day, March 31^st, 2008. Other guest stars will be announced shortly; a spokesman for Barry Bonds said the slugger did not plan to participate due to a prior commitment. “I don’t know about this,” said MLB Commissioner Bud Selig, “I’ll have to discuss it with George Mitchell and get back to you.” << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Feb 16, 2008 12:53 AM Joey D Debbie's a hottie. I'm taking my girl friend out, feed her some vino, and subtly suggest she consider HGH supplements. A win-win. Feb 11, 2008 11:56 PM lucid eye I bet this was Rupert Murdoch's idea. Fox is the greatest! And now there's gonna be hotties in the Wall Street Journal. What a guy! What a winner! Feb 10, 2008 11:30 PM ed I sure hope Rush Limbaugh gets a chance to compete! Did A Woman Play For The Senators? Brett Favre's Lost 2008 Jets Promotional Music Video After learning that Red Bull is an official sponsor of the U.S. Olympic Committee, political activist and author Sarah Palin is demanding President Obama immediately oust “all commies” from the United States Olympic Committee. “I wish I’d just beaten the shit out of them,” said a wistful Jets coach Rex Ryan after learning he had been fined $50,000 for a caught-on-video obscene gesture towards fans at an MMA event. BREAKING NEWS: Craig James mediation settlement: Coach Mike Leach will promise not to lock concussed football players in dark rooms; Texas Tech school officials will admit they are gutless weenies. "I'll never buy another Impala SS," announced an angry Sarah Palin, after learning Chevron had unexpectedly cancelled its sponsorship of Alaska's Iditarod race. eTrueSports has learned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will not be rehired as a part-time mascot for the Toledo Mud Hens. “He scared the younger fans,” said a source close to the Mud Hens. A month after celebrating his 34th birthday, Tiger Woods reported mail theft to the Windermere, FL police because he had not received birthday cards from any of his friends. Fox Sports announced American Idle, a new primetime reality show featuring bench warmers from a variety of professional sports competing to see who has contributed the least to their team. Lakers’ Adam Morrison is set to host. No snow job. eTrueSports has learned the Vancouver Organzing Committee has moved the men's and women's alpine events to North Carolina's Smokey Mountains. With the NCAA Basketball Tournament a month away, the UConn Huskies women’s team has quietly dropped an exhibition game against the New Jersey Nets. “Teams play to the level of their competition,” explained coach Geno Auriemma. Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		Who Will Be This Season's Hero? Knicks' Latest LeBron James Pitch Unveiled Mark McGwire. Next. Up. Starring Sarah Palin, Directed by Sarah Palin, Sorta written by Cubs New Logo Unveiled
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