Eli to Peyton: "Who's The Loser Now?" * Mannings' Sibling War Turns Uglier

Eli to Peyton: "Who's The Loser Now?"

Jan 22, 2008

Mannings' Sibling War Gets Uglier

Green Bay - After Eli Manning's greatest professional victory, in which he directed the New York Giants to a stunning, 17-14 victory over the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 42, the young quarterback unloaded a volley of criticism at older brother Peyton Manning, whose Colt team lost in the AFC Divisional playoff.

"Who's the loser now?" Eli exalted in the Giants' jubilant locker room. "I'm glad I won. I'm glad he lost. He's an arrogant jerk. People think they know him from his commercials, well that's bull. I said it before, 'Peyton's a bastard. And, he ain't funny, either.'"

Improbably, the NFL's last Manning standing is 26-year old Eli, who now stands atop of the football world, holding a Super Bowl MVP Trophy.

The Manning feud, which seems to be getting uglier with every passing day, was first reported by eTrueSports in the October 17th issue of the web publication. The full text of the original story can be found below.

ORIGINAL STORY

Forget The Commercials; "Peyton Ain't Funny."

New York - Eli Manning has had enough. “My brother’s a bastard,” said Manning, about his brother, Peyton, in an exclusive interview with eTrueSports, “and it’s time the world knows it.

“Everybody thinks they know him because of the commercials,” Manning added between clenched teeth. “Well, that’s bull. One thing I can tell you, he ain’t funny.”

Manning said the entire family was flabbergasted when Peyton was chosen to host Saturday Night Live. “Not only wasn’t he funny, everybody on the show hated him. He wasn’t even invited to the cast party after the show, the first time in SNL history that ever happened. Hell, they even invited Steven Seagal when he hosted, what does that tell you?”

When asked why he waited until now to go public with the split, Manning said it was an accumulation of years of frustration, finally brought to head by his impending marriage.

“Everybody just assumes Peyton will be my best man. My answer is this: Not until hell freezes over. He’ll just hog the spotlight and probably want to film a commercial at the reception.”

And who will be his best man?

Taciturn Giant coach Tom Coughlin.

"At least I know he won't try to be funny," said Eli Manning.

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Jan 22, 2008 3:01 AM

Will

Wow, I bet Mr. and Mrs. Manning hate you guys a lot.

Jan 17, 2008 2:14 AM

FireChief

You have a source saying Jessica Simpson thinks Eli's "cute"? You need new sources.

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<< Back Eli to Peyton: "Who's The Loser Now?" Jan 22, 2008 Mannings' Sibling War Gets Uglier Green Bay - After Eli Manning's greatest professional victory, in which he directed the New York Giants to a stunning, 17-14 victory over the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 42, the young quarterback unloaded a volley of criticism at older brother Peyton Manning, whose Colt team lost in the AFC Divisional playoff. "Who's the loser now?" Eli exalted in the Giants' jubilant locker room. "I'm glad I won. I'm glad he lost. He's an arrogant jerk. People think they know him from his commercials, well that's bull. I said it before, 'Peyton's a bastard. And, he ain't funny, either.'" Improbably, the NFL's last Manning standing is 26-year old Eli, who now stands atop of the football world, holding a Super Bowl MVP Trophy. The Manning feud, which seems to be getting uglier with every passing day, was first reported by eTrueSports in the October 17th issue of the web publication. The full text of the original story can be found below. ORIGINAL STORY Forget The Commercials; "Peyton Ain't Funny." New York - Eli Manning has had enough. “My brother’s a bastard,” said Manning, about his brother, Peyton, in an exclusive interview with eTrueSports, “and it’s time the world knows it. “Everybody thinks they know him because of the commercials,” Manning added between clenched teeth. “Well, that’s bull. One thing I can tell you, he ain’t funny.” Manning said the entire family was flabbergasted when Peyton was chosen to host Saturday Night Live. “Not only wasn’t he funny, everybody on the show hated him. He wasn’t even invited to the cast party after the show, the first time in SNL history that ever happened. Hell, they even invited Steven Seagal when he hosted, what does that tell you?” When asked why he waited until now to go public with the split, Manning said it was an accumulation of years of frustration, finally brought to head by his impending marriage. “Everybody just assumes Peyton will be my best man. My answer is this: Not until hell freezes over. He’ll just hog the spotlight and probably want to film a commercial at the reception.” And who will be his best man? Taciturn Giant coach Tom Coughlin. "At least I know he won't try to be funny," said Eli Manning. << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Jan 22, 2008 3:01 AM Will Wow, I bet Mr. and Mrs. Manning hate you guys a lot. Jan 17, 2008 2:14 AM FireChief You have a source saying Jessica Simpson thinks Eli's "cute"? You need new sources. Bill Lumbergh Lives Play Ball with Stop-Motion Elvis Sings The Bunker Blues After a rousing speech by Roger Clemens proclaiming his innocence to felony charges for lying to Congress, supporters in Katy, TX reported a flock of flying pigs rose from a nearby tree, circled the crowd and flew off into the sunset. "However, this is a wakeup call," said Clemens after his perjury indictment. "I'm going to look closely at my lying." Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial. "We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach. Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field." "It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses." World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London. "If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury. "My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. 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