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Isiah: "I'm A Lock For Coach Of The Year"

Jan 17, 2008

New York - After losing to the Toronto Raptors 115-92 to run their record to 17-39 - and undaunted by the nightly Garden chants for him to be fired - Knicks president/coach Isiah Thomas, the foremost optimist in the NBA, predicted that the Knicks will beat the Spurs in the NBA Finals and that he will be named Coach of the Year.

“We wanted to help the Clippers get out of their nasty 13 game losing skein," said Thomas, "because we're nice people. Now, I'm sure everyone will root for us to take the NBA title. Winning it all will make me forget Anucha, forget the reporters, forget everything but what a great champion I am," Isiah said modestly.

Thomas, who has not been accused of sexual harassment in over a month, said he and Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan were planning to go on Spring Break in April before gearing up for the playoffs.

"Jimmy says there’s awesome talent in Ft. Lauderdale, so we’ll be holding auditions for the Knick City Dancers while we rest up,” Thomas explained. "They call that multi-tasking."

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Jan 22, 2008 3:15 AM

Zippy

There has not been a single press report alleging that Isiah Thomas has sexually harassed anyone so far in 2008. You only hear bad things about people. That's not right or fair or American.

Jan 16, 2008 9:32 AM

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<< Back Isiah: "I'm A Lock For Coach Of The Year" Jan 17, 2008 New York - After losing to the Toronto Raptors 115-92 to run their record to 17-39 - and undaunted by the nightly Garden chants for him to be fired - Knicks president/coach Isiah Thomas, the foremost optimist in the NBA, predicted that the Knicks will beat the Spurs in the NBA Finals and that he will be named Coach of the Year. “We wanted to help the Clippers get out of their nasty 13 game losing skein," said Thomas, "because we're nice people. Now, I'm sure everyone will root for us to take the NBA title. Winning it all will make me forget Anucha, forget the reporters, forget everything but what a great champion I am," Isiah said modestly. Thomas, who has not been accused of sexual harassment in over a month, said he and Madison Square Garden chairman James Dolan were planning to go on Spring Break in April before gearing up for the playoffs. "Jimmy says there’s awesome talent in Ft. Lauderdale, so we’ll be holding auditions for the Knick City Dancers while we rest up,” Thomas explained. "They call that multi-tasking." << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Jan 22, 2008 3:15 AM Zippy There has not been a single press report alleging that Isiah Thomas has sexually harassed anyone so far in 2008. You only hear bad things about people. That's not right or fair or American. Jan 16, 2008 9:32 AM Yo Isiah thrown out of game. Hey, it's a start! Where's Howie Komives when you need him? Did A Woman Play For The Senators? Brett Favre's Lost 2008 Jets Promotional Music Video After learning that Red Bull is an official sponsor of the U.S. Olympic Committee, political activist and author Sarah Palin is demanding President Obama immediately oust “all commies” from the United States Olympic Committee. “I wish I’d just beaten the shit out of them,” said a wistful Jets coach Rex Ryan after learning he had been fined $50,000 for a caught-on-video obscene gesture towards fans at an MMA event. BREAKING NEWS: Craig James mediation settlement: Coach Mike Leach will promise not to lock concussed football players in dark rooms; Texas Tech school officials will admit they are gutless weenies. "I'll never buy another Impala SS," announced an angry Sarah Palin, after learning Chevron had unexpectedly cancelled its sponsorship of Alaska's Iditarod race. eTrueSports has learned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will not be rehired as a part-time mascot for the Toledo Mud Hens. “He scared the younger fans,” said a source close to the Mud Hens. A month after celebrating his 34th birthday, Tiger Woods reported mail theft to the Windermere, FL police because he had not received birthday cards from any of his friends. Fox Sports announced American Idle, a new primetime reality show featuring bench warmers from a variety of professional sports competing to see who has contributed the least to their team. Lakers’ Adam Morrison is set to host. No snow job. eTrueSports has learned the Vancouver Organzing Committee has moved the men's and women's alpine events to North Carolina's Smokey Mountains. With the NCAA Basketball Tournament a month away, the UConn Huskies women’s team has quietly dropped an exhibition game against the New Jersey Nets. “Teams play to the level of their competition,” explained coach Geno Auriemma. Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		Who Will Be This Season's Hero? Knicks' Latest LeBron James Pitch Unveiled Mark McGwire. Next. Up. Starring Sarah Palin, Directed by Sarah Palin, Sorta written by Cubs New Logo Unveiled
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