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Reggie Plays D: "I'm Cute - And, Besides, Everybody Cheats"

Dec 20, 2007

“And if you don't have a house your text books get wet when it rains.” 
 
Los AngelesReggie Bush, the 2005 Heisman Trophy winner, is staunchly defending himself against charges that he allegedly received hundreds of thousands of dollars in improper benefits while playing football for USC. The charges were made in an upcoming book, “Tarnished Heisman,” by veteran sportswriters Don Yaeger and Jim Henry.
 
“When you’re going to college, you have to live somewhere,” said an exasperated Bush,  “otherwise when it rains your textbooks get wet.”
 
Sources close to the ongoing NCAA investigation have told eTrueSports that Bush and family lived rent-free in a $1 million Orange County house, and received other benefits, including a make-over for his mother, totaling over $300,000. In addition, Bush and his family were reportedly paid a “salary” of $1500 a week.
 
“Everybody cheats,” explained Bush, responding to calls that he return his coveted Heisman Trophy. “Besides I have a really nice smile.”
 
The funds were provided by New Era Sports & Entertainment partners Lloyd Lake and Michael Michaels, a sports marketing company that quickly failed when Bush signed with another company.
 
“We don’t like Reggie anymore,” said Lake and Michaels in a statement.

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Reader Responses
Dec 29, 2007 1:27 AM
lucid eye
Go Illinois, kick Rose Bowl butt!
Dec 21, 2007 10:09 PM
Will

"It Never Rains In California" was a claim by the singer/songwriter Albert Hammond in 1972, but he was wrong, it does - just not very much. And as for "Admiral Yo," I'm thinking maybe he oughta be driven into the sea.

Dec 21, 2007 2:08 PM
Yo
that's Admiral Yo to you.
Dec 21, 2007 2:37 AM
ed
Yo as in Yo-Yo?  If the shoe fits ...
Dec 20, 2007 4:07 PM
Yo
I thought in never rains in Southern California!
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