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Breaded Snedeker? Restaurant Offers Bizarre Masters Menu

Apr 1, 2015



New York (eTrueSports) - With the Masters Golf Tournament about to begin, a controversial new Manhattan  restaurant, Tavern on the Green Jacket, all ready embroiled in a trademark infringement lawsuit over its name, has just released a new "Masters Menu" in which every dish "celebrates" a prominent Masters' golfer.

Not everyone is going to feel celebrated.

Glazed K.J. Bok Choi?
Pickled Mickelson?
Stuffed Poulter?

Across America, plaintiff attorneys  are revving their Ferraris.

"Even though I'm not part of the delicious Masters Menu I so appreciate all the support from the good folks at Tavern on the Green Jacket restaurant," said Tiger Woods.  "Be sure to try the Bernard Langer Lager, it's swell!"

"Tiger who?" said a TOTGJ spokesman.

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