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Roger Goodell Supporter Located in Pocatello

Sep 19, 2014

Roger Goodell Supporter Located in Pocatello

Pocatello, Idaho (eTrueSports) – After an exhaustive nationwide search, a Pocatello man has been identified as a Roger Goodell supporter, eTrueSports has learned. 

“I don’t have anything to apologize for,” said John L. Canard, 62, a feisty hedge fund manager who was interviewed after the NFL Commissioner's nationally televised press conference on domestic violence.

"Everyone in corporate America bullshits when they get caught lying and weaseling. Bland, corporate speech is the lingua franca of our time. Simply because he makes $44.3 million, he gets pounded?  Give me a break."

"Rog is employed by 32 of the richest and finest men in the country. That's good enough for me."




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Reader Responses
Sep 19, 2014 7:34 PM
Memo to Goodell:  inauthentic doesn't work.
Sep 19, 2014 7:29 PM

Charles Goodell, NFL Commissioner Roger's Republican Senator father, took a courageous political stance against the Vietnam War which cost him his political career. Charles would not be proud.

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