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Let's Go ... Trumps?

Apr 21, 2015

New York (eTrueSports) - Reality TV personality Donald Trump is in serious discussions to purchase the financially beleaguered New York Mets, eTrueSports has learned.  An occasional real estate speculator, Trump's plans include a renamed ballpark, The Donald Stadium, which will overlook a renamed roadway, Grand Donald Parkway.

A source close to Trump denied there were any conversations about changing the team's name to The Trumps.  The source refused to comment on rumors that the mogul was "seriously considering" batting cleanup and playing centerfield.

Not everyone is thrilled. "His butt's too fat to play centerfield," groused the producer of a Mets' blog who requested anonymity because he feared for his life.

The upscale Donald Stadium will reportedly feature Trump d'oeil paintings, concessions' Donald's Dogs and Trumpy's Tacos, an exclusive salon, DT's Hair Weave Parlor, and Trump Spuds, a potato emporium.

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Reader Responses
Apr 8, 2014 12:06 PM
He only hires the best in the NY area, famed " Donoshland ", the  fitness experts and training teams, have reportedly signed his paid full time staff contract, 24 hrs./ on demand.
Mar 31, 2014 9:07 PM
Mets' ownership a great springboard for Donnie's next Presidential run.  Free (warm) Trump Spuds at all campaign events should guarantee killer crowds.
Mar 30, 2014 2:03 AM
Trumps Spuds? A potato emporium? Immediate soda through my nose. Burns.
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