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Braun's Apology Generated by Google Turbo Sports App
Jul 22, 2013
“It’s easy! All you do is punch in your sport and your crime and up pops a perfect apology. This is the greatest gift to professional athletes ever!”
“I only wish Turbo Sports Apologies had been around when I got nailed,” commented baseball’s Pete Rose. “I’d be in the Hall of Fame instead of having to scribble autographs at card shows.”
A spokesman for Turbo SA said that Braun's current situation is “precisely what our mission is about.” And, presumably, why the prescient folks at Google bought the company for a figure reported to be over $2.2 billion dollars two weeks ago.
Google refused to confirm the Turbo Sports Apologies purchase price but confirmed that negotiations are "ongoing" to purchase CelebrityApologies.com and PoliticalApologies.com.
“Really, today’s market is unlimited for apologies,” said the Google rep.
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