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Magic Johnson Orders McCourt's Parking Spots Buried
Mar 28, 2012
LOS ANGELES - Hours after purchasing the Los Angeles Dodgers, new owner Magic Johnson ordered that jack hammers immediately begin the destruction of previous owner Frank McCourt's twenty-four personal parking spots.
"Worse karma ever," said a Dodger source who explained the dirt and macadam would be put into containers and buried in a Nevada mine.
"A really deep one," the source added.
"We dug up Jamie's spots a while back," a smiling worker explained to reporters as he rushed by. "You never heard such screaming in all your life."
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