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"It's Not Snyder's Fault, We Just Suck"
Nov 5, 2009
Dissident Group Calls on Fans To "Admit Reality"
Washington – Some Redskins fans think owner Dan Snyder deserves a break. “Just admit it. We suck,” said a spokesman for the dissidents, who call themselves Stop Snyder Sniping (www.stopsnydersniping.com).
“The Redskin debacle has got nothing to do with Dan Snyder. All he does is own this piece of shit.”
A spokesman for a rival fan organization, Fire Snyder (fire-snyder-sign.blogspot.com) accused the Stop Snyder Sniping splinter group of being “quitters in an epic battle to unseat a despotic king.”
“It’s not like we don’t think Snyder’s an asshole,” responded the Sniper spokesman, “but our point is simple: we suck.”
In related news, Federal Express is denying any role in the defacing of the Redskin's FedEx Park sign. For months Federal Express has been unsuccessfully attempting to void their stadium sponsorship contract, calling the Redskins an embarrassment to the professional package delivery business. “We don’t know anything about the sign,” a FedEx spokesman chuckled.
Nov 17, 2009 1:28 PM
PSpin, don't believe everything, or anything, you read on this site.(Btw, did you know Snyder was an all-state quarterback in Maryland? And you have to admit Six Flags is a helluva amusement park. Our fav.)
Nov 14, 2009 6:11 PM
No surprise that stopsnydersniping.com doesn't actually exist. The domain is available if you guys want to snatch it up.
It is Snyder's fault the team sucks. He's a businessman who runs the franchise like a business. He's good at making money but it's not working that well because he has no respect for the quality of the overall product and no respect for its customers.
Heard any good rumors?
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