|Tuesday, May 21st, 2013|
Stern: NBA Not "Going Commie”
Sep 25, 2009
Fox's Glenn Beck Says Pinkos Are Everywhere
New York - After encouraging a Russian investor to take over the New Jersey Nets, NBA Commissioner David Stern is denying charges that he is moving the 60-year-old league toward Communism. “The NBA will not go red on my watch,” said Stern. “Yes, Mikhail Prokhorov is a Russian but he’s no communist or socialist. Heck, he even paid for dinner last night.”
Responding to the report, leading neo-conservative pundit Glenn Beck called basketball “an important employer of grateful imported people” and tearfully called on the NBA to “protect America against Russkies and other pinkos who are everywhere.”
Beck vehemently denied a report that his television variety show was planning on dropping selected Communists into boiling water during upcoming sweeps week.
“I would never sell my soul for money," said Fox's Beck. "That wouldn’t be right."
Sep 26, 2009 9:38 AM
Yeah, but he'd sell it for better ratings.
And a hooker.
Sep 26, 2009 2:11 AM
Deeply, deeply bent. Kudos.
Heard any good rumors?