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Jan 31, 2009

RETRACTION: eTrueSports has learned that our original story contained mistakes of fact and interpretation. The publisher regrets the errors.

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3D Ads Replace Actual Super Bowl Game

“Imagine Janet Jackson Popping Out At You!”

New York – NBC president Jeff Zucker announced today that the actual Super Bowl game had been cancelled in order to accommodate advertiser requests for more air time, plus a vastly increased halftime show.

The tipping point for NBC apparently came with the overwhelming public demand for 3D ads.

“Imagine if NBC had some kind of Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction in 3D?” commented one Madison Avenue executive familiar with the decision. “Now that’s entertainment!”

And tens of millions of eyeballs glued to the screen

“Three hours at $2.6 million per 30 seconds. You do the math,” said Zucker. “Nobody watches the Super Bowl for the game anyway.”

3D ads include DreamWorks Animation's trailer for the upcoming film Monsters vs. Aliens and PepsiCo’s spot for SoBe Life Water.

The halftime show features Bruce Springsteen. "You know him," said one NBC executive, "his songs are longer than the Grateful Dead's."

"Sure I'm disappointed about the cancellation,” said NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell. “But it's really cool when stuff comes right at you in 3D!

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Feb 2, 2009 2:28 AM

Kimbo S.

3D is like being on mescaline, the only explanation for your reporter's wildly off-base article. Ever heard of fact-checking?

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Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial.

"We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach.

Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field."

"It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses."

World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London.

"If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury.

"My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. "He's 11 sentences short," said a PGA spokesman in announcing Johnson's immediate suspension. "Rules are rules."

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<< Back No Supe Jan 31, 2009 RETRACTION: eTrueSports has learned that our original story contained mistakes of fact and interpretation. The publisher regrets the errors. Original Story: 3D Ads Replace Actual Super Bowl Game “Imagine Janet Jackson Popping Out At You!” New York – NBC president Jeff Zucker announced today that the actual Super Bowl game had been cancelled in order to accommodate advertiser requests for more air time, plus a vastly increased halftime show. The tipping point for NBC apparently came with the overwhelming public demand for 3D ads. “Imagine if NBC had some kind of Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction in 3D?” commented one Madison Avenue executive familiar with the decision. “Now that’s entertainment!” And tens of millions of eyeballs glued to the screen “Three hours at $2.6 million per 30 seconds. You do the math,” said Zucker. “Nobody watches the Super Bowl for the game anyway.” 3D ads include DreamWorks Animation's trailer for the upcoming film Monsters vs. Aliens and PepsiCo’s spot for SoBe Life Water. The halftime show features Bruce Springsteen. "You know him," said one NBC executive, "his songs are longer than the Grateful Dead's." "Sure I'm disappointed about the cancellation,” said NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell. “But it's really cool when stuff comes right at you in 3D! << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Feb 2, 2009 2:28 AM Kimbo S. 3D is like being on mescaline, the only explanation for your reporter's wildly off-base article. Ever heard of fact-checking? Play Ball with Stop-Motion Elvis Sings The Bunker Blues After a rousing speech by Roger Clemens proclaiming his innocence to felony charges for lying to Congress, supporters in Katy, TX reported a flock of flying pigs rose from a nearby tree, circled the crowd and flew off into the sunset. "However, this is a wakeup call," said Clemens after his perjury indictment. "I'm going to look closely at my lying." Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial. "We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach. Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field." "It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses." World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London. "If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury. "My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. "He's 11 sentences short," said a PGA spokesman in announcing Johnson's immediate suspension. "Rules are rules." Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		McCourt divorce prompts Torre to quit Wizard of Oz remake "Not to worry, Strasberg check already cashed," says agent Fake ad attempts to embarrass Roger Clemens, Mr. Bush Packer backer? New movie hints at Favre return to Green Bay Cubs new logo may have played part in Piniella's retirement
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