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“The Coach belt just split in two and my trousers fell around my ankles in front of the whole team,” said the 49ers new coach, who added that he had “inadvertently” forgotten to wear underpants during the game against Seattle.
“I don’t know what was more embarrassing,” said one veteran Niner who requested anonymity, “losing to the Seahawks or, well take a guess.
“Let’s put it this way, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction was a lot more fun.”
“Naturally, I was mortified,” said Singletary, “believe me, I didn't drop my pants on purpose. "
The Chicago Bears Hall of Fame linebacker added that he hoped the current brouhaha would not complicate up the already controversial issue regarding the wearing of personal undergarments.
"I don't want to get tangled up in a garment debate," explained Singletary. "Everybody has to make their own decision about such an intensely private issue. Personally, I do enjoy going underpants-less.
"It’s very freeing.”Reader Responses
Singletary Sues Over Wardrobe Malfunction
Nov 2, 2008
Defective Belt Caused Bizarre Locker Room Incident
Lack of Underwear Shocked Players
San Francisco - Mike Singletary has filed a defective product lawsuit against Coach leather for a wardrobe malfunction in the Niners locker room after last week’s 34-13 blowout loss to the lowly Seahawks.
San Francisco - Mike Singletary has filed a defective product lawsuit against Coach leather for a wardrobe malfunction in the Niners locker room after last week’s 34-13 blowout loss to the lowly Seahawks. “The Coach belt just split in two and my trousers fell around my ankles in front of the whole team,” said the 49ers new coach, who added that he had “inadvertently” forgotten to wear underpants during the game against Seattle.“I am very angry at the Coach leather people right now,” seethed Singletary at a press conference.
“I don’t know what was more embarrassing,” said one veteran Niner who requested anonymity, “losing to the Seahawks or, well take a guess.“Let’s put it this way, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction was a lot more fun.”
“Naturally, I was mortified,” said Singletary, “believe me, I didn't drop my pants on purpose. "The Chicago Bears Hall of Fame linebacker added that he hoped the current brouhaha would not complicate up the already controversial issue regarding the wearing of personal undergarments.
"I don't want to get tangled up in a garment debate," explained Singletary. "Everybody has to make their own decision about such an intensely private issue. Personally, I do enjoy going underpants-less."It’s very freeing.”
Nov 3, 2008 5:12 PM
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