11.  "This is Brad, call me back on a pay phone."

 

10.  "You kidding? Minneapolis is much warmer!"

 

9.    "Go west on I-94 to Cedar, take a left and a quarter mile down there’s a diner … "

 

8.   "No, Jesse Ventura is not the governor anymore and, no, you won’t have to shake his hand."

 

7.   "Okay, okay, we’ll set the thermostat to 78."

 

6.   "You'll never have to see some dope wearing cheese on his head again. It's illegal in Minnesota. Really."

 

5.   "Tell Deana the schools are great."

 

4.    "Brett, this is Coach McCarthy, please call me back."

3.   "The Twin cities is really a misnomer, you won’t ever have to set foot in St. Paul."

 

2.   "Just deny everything, they can’t prove nuthin.’"

 

1.   "You can run around as much as you want, we hate set plays!"