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Top Eleven Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together

Jul 7, 2008

Madonna playing catch with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez

11. Polish A-Rod's helmet

10. Work on double play with Gwyneth

9. Jet to Paris to have cordial, can't-we-be-friends dinner with Lenny and Cyn

8. Get right to work on their Dancing With The Stars routines

7. How about a game of "Switch Hitter?"

6. Torch the publisher’s warehouse where copies of Chris Ciccone’s book “Life With My Sister Madonna” are stored

5. Play a little Hotbox and Fungo

4. Begin writing Material Girl Meets Material Boy

3. Practice on Alex's Infield Fly, being careful not to get too sticky and sweet

2. While watching A League of Their Own, fast (4x) forward through Madonna’s baseball scenes

1. Hot oil their gloves

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Jul 10, 2008 3:28 PM

When there is an age difference like this (what 17-18 years?) it would be called a May-December romance. I'd call this one a "June-until she stops needing publicity for her latest venture" romance. Does anyone remember the Madonna-Beatty face-sucking during the filming and promotion for Dick Tracy?

Jul 8, 2008 9:43 AM

Kimbo S.

Hot oil their gloves? Great!!!!!

Jul 7, 2008 5:22 PM

Dukie4ever

If they get serious, A-Rod may have to sign a pre-nup. Hers.

Jul 7, 2008 12:28 PM

FireChief

Hysterical!

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<< Back Top Eleven Things A-Rod and Madonna Can Do Together Jul 7, 2008 11. Polish A-Rod's helmet 10. Work on double play with Gwyneth 9. Jet to Paris to have cordial, can't-we-be-friends dinner with Lenny and Cyn 8. Get right to work on their Dancing With The Stars routines 7. How about a game of "Switch Hitter?" 6. Torch the publisher’s warehouse where copies of Chris Ciccone’s book “Life With My Sister Madonna” are stored 5. Play a little Hotbox and Fungo 4. Begin writing Material Girl Meets Material Boy 3. Practice on Alex's Infield Fly, being careful not to get too sticky and sweet 2. While watching A League of Their Own, fast (4x) forward through Madonna’s baseball scenes 1. Hot oil their gloves << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Jul 10, 2008 3:28 PM Yo When there is an age difference like this (what 17-18 years?) it would be called a May-December romance. I'd call this one a "June-until she stops needing publicity for her latest venture" romance. Does anyone remember the Madonna-Beatty face-sucking during the filming and promotion for Dick Tracy? Jul 8, 2008 9:43 AM Kimbo S. Hot oil their gloves? Great!!!!! Jul 7, 2008 5:22 PM Dukie4ever If they get serious, A-Rod may have to sign a pre-nup. Hers. Jul 7, 2008 12:28 PM FireChief Hysterical! Bill Lumbergh Lives Did A Woman Play For The Senators? Brett Favre's Lost 2008 Jets Promotional Music Video After learning that Red Bull is an official sponsor of the U.S. Olympic Committee, political activist and author Sarah Palin is demanding President Obama immediately oust “all commies” from the United States Olympic Committee. “I wish I’d just beaten the shit out of them,” said a wistful Jets coach Rex Ryan after learning he had been fined $50,000 for a caught-on-video obscene gesture towards fans at an MMA event. BREAKING NEWS: Craig James mediation settlement: Coach Mike Leach will promise not to lock concussed football players in dark rooms; Texas Tech school officials will admit they are gutless weenies. "I'll never buy another Impala SS," announced an angry Sarah Palin, after learning Chevron had unexpectedly cancelled its sponsorship of Alaska's Iditarod race. eTrueSports has learned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will not be rehired as a part-time mascot for the Toledo Mud Hens. “He scared the younger fans,” said a source close to the Mud Hens. A month after celebrating his 34th birthday, Tiger Woods reported mail theft to the Windermere, FL police because he had not received birthday cards from any of his friends. Fox Sports announced American Idle, a new primetime reality show featuring bench warmers from a variety of professional sports competing to see who has contributed the least to their team. Lakers’ Adam Morrison is set to host. No snow job. eTrueSports has learned the Vancouver Organzing Committee has moved the men's and women's alpine events to North Carolina's Smokey Mountains. With the NCAA Basketball Tournament a month away, the UConn Huskies women’s team has quietly dropped an exhibition game against the New Jersey Nets. “Teams play to the level of their competition,” explained coach Geno Auriemma. Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		Who Will Be This Season's Hero? Knicks' Latest LeBron James Pitch Unveiled Mark McGwire. Next. Up. Starring Sarah Palin, Directed by Sarah Palin, Sorta written by Cubs New Logo Unveiled
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