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Big Brown's Top Eleven Excuses for Losing the Belmont

Jun 7, 2008

11.   With all those Hooters' girls around shoulda worn blinders

10.   The Sopranos guys made me nervous

9.     I'll tell you one thing, no one 'got to me,' I just had a bad day

8.    It's a damn horse race, get over it

7.    Figured if I lost wouldn't have to listen to Dutrow's non-stop crap anymore

6.    Did I mention those Hooter hotties?

5.    You ever try to run a mile and half in sand?

4.    I'm no Secretariat

3.    Anybody seen Pete Rose around?

2.   I warned the midget on my back that if he whipped me one more time I was gonna stop running

1.   I gotta lay off the grass the night before races

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