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Gisele Can't Catch: Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Secrets

May 11, 2008

 

Boston, MA - BREAKING NEWS - Gisele Bundchen, New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady's girlfriend, can't catch. Coach Bill Belichick can sing.  Who knew the infamous Matt Walsh videotapes would be so juicy?

eTrueSports was able to view copies of the eight videos that ex-New England Patriot employee Matt Walsh has, according to press reports on Friday, now sent to the NFL. In an agreement with the source who provided the tapes, eTrueSports was allowed to characterize their contents rather than describe them specifically.



eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises

8. Bill Belichick does a killer version of “American Pie” 

7. A lovely smile is just another thing we didn’t know about Randy Moss 

6. Gisele Bundchen can’t catch 

5. Arlen Spector is not going to be invited to next year’s Patriot Christmas gala

4. Every Patriot gets a brand new Gillette razor after practice. Free.

3.  Naked Pat's linemen are as fat and gross as you imagine them to be

2. Who knew Bob Kraft was dating one of the Olsen sisters?

1. Boy, Tom Brady is grumpy

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