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Gisele Can't Catch: Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Secrets

May 11, 2008

Boston, MA - BREAKING NEWS - Gisele Bundchen, New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady's girlfriend, can't catch. Coach Bill Belichick can sing. Who knew the infamous Matt Walsh videotapes would be so juicy?

eTrueSports was able to view copies of the eight videos that ex-New England Patriot employee Matt Walsh has, according to press reports on Friday, now sent to the NFL. In an agreement with the source who provided the tapes, eTrueSports was allowed to characterize their contents rather than describe them specifically.

eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises

8. Bill Belichick does a killer version of “American Pie”

7. A lovely smile is just another thing we didn’t know about Randy Moss

6. Gisele Bundchen can’t catch

5. Arlen Spector is not going to be invited to next year’s Patriot Christmas gala

4. Every Patriot gets a brand new Gillette razor after practice. Free.

3. Naked Pat's linemen are as fat and gross as you imagine them to be

2. Who knew Bob Kraft was dating one of the Olsen sisters?

1. Boy, Tom Brady is grumpy

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<< Back Gisele Can't Catch: Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Secrets May 11, 2008 Boston, MA - BREAKING NEWS - Gisele Bundchen, New England Patriot quarterback Tom Brady's girlfriend, can't catch. Coach Bill Belichick can sing. Who knew the infamous Matt Walsh videotapes would be so juicy? eTrueSports was able to view copies of the eight videos that ex-New England Patriot employee Matt Walsh has, according to press reports on Friday, now sent to the NFL. In an agreement with the source who provided the tapes, eTrueSports was allowed to characterize their contents rather than describe them specifically. eTrueSports Top Eight Matt Walsh Spygate Videotape Surprises 8. Bill Belichick does a killer version of “American Pie” 7. A lovely smile is just another thing we didn’t know about Randy Moss 6. Gisele Bundchen can’t catch 5. Arlen Spector is not going to be invited to next year’s Patriot Christmas gala 4. Every Patriot gets a brand new Gillette razor after practice. Free. 3. Naked Pat's linemen are as fat and gross as you imagine them to be 2. Who knew Bob Kraft was dating one of the Olsen sisters? 1. Boy, Tom Brady is grumpy << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses No responses for this article Play Ball with Stop-Motion Elvis Sings The Bunker Blues After a rousing speech by Roger Clemens proclaiming his innocence to felony charges for lying to Congress, supporters in Katy, TX reported a flock of flying pigs rose from a nearby tree, circled the crowd and flew off into the sunset. "However, this is a wakeup call," said Clemens after his perjury indictment. "I'm going to look closely at my lying." Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial. "We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach. Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field." "It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses." World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London. "If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury. "My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. "He's 11 sentences short," said a PGA spokesman in announcing Johnson's immediate suspension. "Rules are rules." Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		McCourt divorce prompts Torre to quit Wizard of Oz remake "Not to worry, Strasberg check already cashed," says agent Fake ad attempts to embarrass Roger Clemens, Mr. Bush Packer backer? New movie hints at Favre return to Green Bay Cubs new logo may have played part in Piniella's retirement
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