Houston - “Keep your mouth shut!” might be the first thing  Bill Clinton says to Roger Clemens when he arrives in Houston today to counsel Clemens on how to handle the explosive revelation that the pitcher had a 10-year affair with country singing star Mindy McCready. 

The second might be "Guys Do It All The Time” is my song."

 

“This explains all those nights Roger came up empty,” said an irate Debbie Clemens in a telephone interview. “Groin pulls, my butt!”

 

While the former president jets to Texas, Monica Lewinsky, who intimately knows all the players in the current drama, is headed to Nashville to support her
friend McCready.  

“Men!” giggled Lewinsky as she ducked into a Gulfstream jet at LaGuardia airport. Lewinsky has partied with McCready, Clemens and Michael Jordan, a retired basketball player, who shares her affinity for cigars.

 

The New York Daily News reported that McCready was 15-years-old when the relationship began.

 

“The Girl Scout uniform should’ve tipped me off,” a rueful Clemens told a friend who requested anonymity due to the private nature of the allegations.

 

“Yippee!” commented Clemens accuser Brian McNamee, reached at a Queens’ Burger King where he is employed as a sous-chef.

 

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