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Rocket Fueled? Bus With Texas Tags Mashes McNamee’s Lexus

Mar 24, 2008



Driver With Cowboy Hat Seen Fleeing Scene


New YorkNYC Transit Authority officials had no explanation why the bus involved in Saturday’s head-on collision with ex-Roger Clemens trainer Brian McNamee’s Lexus in Queens, NY had Texas plates. 
 
“It’s pretty darn odd,” said a TA spokesman, “I’ll grant you that.”
 
Moments after the mid-day accident in the city’s Far Rockaway neighborhood, one eyewitness reported seeing a “red-haired guy in a cowboy hat” fleeing the scene. “I didn’t know you could run that fast in boots,” said the eyewitness, Joey Lompoc, 23, of Flushing, NY.
 
Before getting in a cab, a shaken McNamee, who refused medical treatment, expressed hope that his Lexus “wouldn’t get run over by any other big vehicles in the future.”
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Reached in Houston, where he was hosting a barbecue to raise money for his Little League team, the Junior Juicers, Roger Clemens expressed surprise at the incident. “I always thought Brian was an excellent driver,” Clemens said. “Was it raining by any chance?”

Efforts by eTrueSports to reach Clemens’ lawyer, Rusty Hardin, were unsuccessful. According to a secretary at Rusty Hardin & Associates, Mr. Hardin was on a business trip and unavailable for comment.   

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Reader Responses
Mar 30, 2008 2:49 AM
Will
Of course, blame the whole thing on Rusty Hardin, who probably wasn't even there. Plus, states lend other states buses all the time; the Texas plates prove zip.
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