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Kindergarten NCAA Betting Out Of Control

Mar 18, 2008

The Ugly Side of Bracketology

Toledo, OH - Administrators at Hadley Lane Elementary School in Toledo, Ohio reacted forcefully after finding out that both of the school's kindergarten classes have NCAA tournament pools going.

"We all like the tournament, but I'm sorry, five years of age is too young to be in an NCAA pool," said James Frazier, the school's principal.

Anthony Fertitta, the kindergartner who started the pools, disagreed. "Bet the over," Anthony said about Monday night's Memphis/Kansas title game.

Frazier said the school has barred all participating students from taking naps throughout the 18-day run of the tournament, though the teachers' union was said to be staunchly against such a measure.

“We are planning to add Bracketology 101 to our curriculum in time for next year’s tourney,” Frazier added. “Goodness knows, we’ll have motivated pupils, and that’s when real teaching happens.”

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Mar 22, 2008 11:09 AM

lucid eye

The Lucid Eye ahead of the curve, again! Little Anthony a little loser.

Mar 20, 2008 3:02 PM

Will

Drake's in Iowa, right? Field of Dreams territory, baseball country. Pittsburgh wins the big dance. Toughest kids in the madness mashup. Hey Anthony! Bet it, little dude.

Mar 20, 2008 2:58 PM

Blow Smoke

I see Tony as a pit boss, not Vegas; probably Reno. He'll be in a double wide. All good.

Mar 20, 2008 2:53 PM

lucid eye

Harvard my butt. Drake has no shot, Anthony's headed for W. Plano j.c., where he'll bag out before X-mas.

Mar 20, 2008 2:51 PM

Irish Red

Anthony in a few short years will be graduating from Harvard with an MBA. God speed young fella!

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<< Back Kindergarten NCAA Betting Out Of Control Mar 18, 2008 The Ugly Side of Bracketology Toledo, OH - Administrators at Hadley Lane Elementary School in Toledo, Ohio reacted forcefully after finding out that both of the school's kindergarten classes have NCAA tournament pools going. "We all like the tournament, but I'm sorry, five years of age is too young to be in an NCAA pool," said James Frazier, the school's principal. Anthony Fertitta, the kindergartner who started the pools, disagreed. "Bet the over," Anthony said about Monday night's Memphis/Kansas title game. Frazier said the school has barred all participating students from taking naps throughout the 18-day run of the tournament, though the teachers' union was said to be staunchly against such a measure. “We are planning to add Bracketology 101 to our curriculum in time for next year’s tourney,” Frazier added. “Goodness knows, we’ll have motivated pupils, and that’s when real teaching happens.” << Back Respond to this article \| Email this article to a friend Reader Responses Mar 22, 2008 11:09 AM lucid eye The Lucid Eye ahead of the curve, again! Little Anthony a little loser. Mar 20, 2008 3:02 PM Will Drake's in Iowa, right? Field of Dreams territory, baseball country. Pittsburgh wins the big dance. Toughest kids in the madness mashup. Hey Anthony! Bet it, little dude. Mar 20, 2008 2:58 PM Blow Smoke I see Tony as a pit boss, not Vegas; probably Reno. He'll be in a double wide. All good. Mar 20, 2008 2:53 PM lucid eye Harvard my butt. Drake has no shot, Anthony's headed for W. Plano j.c., where he'll bag out before X-mas. Mar 20, 2008 2:51 PM Irish Red Anthony in a few short years will be graduating from Harvard with an MBA. God speed young fella! Did A Woman Play For The Senators? Brett Favre's Lost 2008 Jets Promotional Music Video After learning that Red Bull is an official sponsor of the U.S. Olympic Committee, political activist and author Sarah Palin is demanding President Obama immediately oust “all commies” from the United States Olympic Committee. “I wish I’d just beaten the shit out of them,” said a wistful Jets coach Rex Ryan after learning he had been fined $50,000 for a caught-on-video obscene gesture towards fans at an MMA event. BREAKING NEWS: Craig James mediation settlement: Coach Mike Leach will promise not to lock concussed football players in dark rooms; Texas Tech school officials will admit they are gutless weenies. "I'll never buy another Impala SS," announced an angry Sarah Palin, after learning Chevron had unexpectedly cancelled its sponsorship of Alaska's Iditarod race. eTrueSports has learned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will not be rehired as a part-time mascot for the Toledo Mud Hens. “He scared the younger fans,” said a source close to the Mud Hens. A month after celebrating his 34th birthday, Tiger Woods reported mail theft to the Windermere, FL police because he had not received birthday cards from any of his friends. Fox Sports announced American Idle, a new primetime reality show featuring bench warmers from a variety of professional sports competing to see who has contributed the least to their team. Lakers’ Adam Morrison is set to host. No snow job. eTrueSports has learned the Vancouver Organzing Committee has moved the men's and women's alpine events to North Carolina's Smokey Mountains. With the NCAA Basketball Tournament a month away, the UConn Huskies women’s team has quietly dropped an exhibition game against the New Jersey Nets. “Teams play to the level of their competition,” explained coach Geno Auriemma. Heard any good rumors? Email the publisher! eTrueSports Columnist Frank Coffey Top Eleven NHL Marketing Suggestions For The PGA eTrueSports Columnist Thomas Dolt Kobe Bryant's iPod Playlist eTrueSports Columnist Downs MacRury The Boras Files eTrueSports Columnist Ray Dougela Golf The Way It Oughta Be eTrueSports Columnist Burke Terry Baseball’s All-Time Business Name Team eTrueSports Columnist Chris Simmons The Chris Simmons "Inner-View": Jose Canseco eTrueSports Columnist Bookie Mom The N.B.A. – A League of Corruption Just a Phone Call Away Most Popular Stories A-Rod Says "Sorry" With Full-Body, Pinstripe Tattoo Mets Owner to Marry - Knicks Owner! Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side Mariah Carey Turns Down Offer From Kansas City Royals Carmelo: Google's SportsApologies Widget Works Great! Read All the News!		Who Will Be This Season's Hero? Knicks' Latest LeBron James Pitch Unveiled Mark McGwire. Next. Up. Starring Sarah Palin, Directed by Sarah Palin, Sorta written by Cubs New Logo Unveiled
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