eTrueSports Logo Friday, February 12th, 2016
 
<< Back

Travis Henry Rushes To Spitzer's Side

Mar 13, 2008

New York - Sources report that Denver Bronco running back Travis Henry, father of nine children with nine separate women, has offered his counsel to soon-to-be former New York governor Elliot Spitzer. “I know where he’s coming from,” said Henry.

When told of Henry’s offer, Spitzer briefly lost his composure for the first time since his prostitution-driven crisis erupted, before murmuring: “I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers.”  

“That’s a good one, honey!” chuckled his wife, Silda Spitzer, who held her husband’s hand firmly throughout the interview with eTrueSports.

When reached by telephone, the woman Spitzer allegedly paid to have sex with him, asked, "Was he the old bald guy or the old fat guy?"

Silda Spitzer confirmed that she had counseled her husband to control his urges to resign. “But, you know Elliot, he’s a hard man. Still, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of him pulling out of anything.”

Elliot Spitzer vehemently denied press reports that Travis Henry had asked for a quid pro quo for his advice. “There is absolutely no deal with Mr. Henry,” said Spitzer in his characteristically forceful manner. “We did discuss the issue of child support. I’m very sympathetic to his situation. Nine little ones, wow! I only have three. I think.”

<< Back

Reader Responses
No responses for this article
  • Mercedes driver who totaled Gov Pat McCrory's car after Super Bowl praised for raising state's spirits after Carolina Super Bowl loss.
  • Papa John's "cheap shitty pizza a disgrace to America," says Al-Jazerra TV responding to criticism from the pie company's spokesman Peyton Manning.
  • Donald J. Trump calls for MMA cage fighting to replace baseball as US's National Pastime. "It's as vulgar and ugly as I am," praised the former reality TV star.
  • Goodyear has offered Chris Christie $1 million for digital naming rights to the NJ governor's stomach. "Blimp them," said Christie.
  • Irate Papa John's exec Peyton Manning denies chain adds HGH to pizzas: "Total garbage. Everyone knows that stuff makes you nauseous."
  • A crowd supporting the Kings' Rajon Rondo was broken up by Sacramento police today. "Neither of 'em had their hearts in it," officer says.
  • In rare public statement Alcoholics Anonymous calls former USC coach Steve Sarkasian a "weasel and phony who wouldn't know a Step from a stoop;" narcissist is first person in U.S. history banned from AA meetings.
  • BREAKING: Trump bars delivery of all Middle Eastern food from NY's Trump Tower. "Today's falafel eater is tomorrow's terrorist," Trump said.
  • After calling liberals "concussion alarmists" Flat Earth Society withdraws speaking invite to ESPN's Danny Kanell. "We can't afford to be embarrassed," said FES spokesman.
  • Heard any good rumors?
    Email the publisher!