Wimbledon, England - The cheers for Wimbledon's new £80 million retractable roof over Centre Court turned to boos yesterday as fans returned to find dead brown grass in place of the lush green that the All England Club’s courts are known for. Read more...
Los Angeles – Sometimes violent. Always dumb. Being Manny, a reality TV show starring Manny Ramirez? Well, its coming to a Fox channel near you, from the producers of COPS. Read more...
Cleveland - In response to a lawsuit from former wide receiver Joe Jurevicius alleging that unsanitary training facilities caused a severe right knee staph infection which may end his career, the Cleveland Browns announced they are in turn suing The Clorox Company for negligently producing tainted bleach used by the Browns. Read more...
New York - Alex Rodriguez, who last weekend only pinch hit (once) in two New York Yankee games against the Florida Marlins due to fatigue, announced he will use his two game salary of $391,600.00 to commission a “good or famous” sculptor to produce a marble statue of himself. "I never get tired of posing." Read more...
New York - Following their controversial January decision to force YouTube to mute soundtracks on thousands of videos using Warner Music Group copyrighted material, WMG announced it will file a multi-million dollar lawsuit demanding Carmelo Anthony remove his WB tattoo. WMG insists it will mute all of Anthony's conversations until he complies with a cease and desist order. Read more...
Oak Brook, Ill - “This is an obvious attempt by the Pittsburgh Steelers to capitalize on McDonald’s marketing campaign in support of our Quarter Pounder™ hamburger,” said a McDonald’s spokesman. “We demand that the Steelers organization immediately pull the rings from their players’ fingers. Read more...
Recent User Comments
Will responds to:
Being Manny: Reality TV's Next Big Hit
Prenancy! What a great reason for Manny not to run out ground balls. And Poofka, get a new name.
John Poofka responds to:
Being Manny: Reality TV's Next Big Hit
Why don't you guys lay off a Manny. I bet you're gonna really feel bad when he gets pregnant.
John Poofka responds to:
A-Rod: "I Never Get Tired Of Posing"
I guess I'd need some rest, too, if were locked in such a fierce competition with David Ortiz for batting average and RBIs. Get some rest, slugger.
Marina Mary responds to:
Maddon Defends Botched Lineup Card
I'm writing about that greatest, untold video. Its a load of crap. Chicks didn't play baseball back then. Whoever wrote the video should be ****canned.
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