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Chicago - White Sox Sox GM Ken Williams has reportedly turned down new DH Manny Ramirez's offer to get a haircut in exchange for two years' free rent for his struggling hair salon, Chez Manny, at U.S. Cellular Field. Read more... Dallas, TX - "Hank, I goofed up, " an apologetic Roger Clemens says he told Congressman Henry Waxman in a private weekend meeting where Clemens asked for a "mulligan" from Congress. Read more... Paramus, NJ - "I can't be associated with a sub-par product," Jim Furyk said today in announcing he was, in effect, firing his own sponsor, Energizer, including their icon spokesman. "The bunny's history," said Furyk who blamed his Barclays DQ on a defective battery. Read more... Bristol, CT - For freed pundit Jay Mariotti last weekend just got more embarrassing. A source at ESPN's headquarters in Bristol, CT is reporting a burglar made off with the "Help Bail Out Jay Mariotti Fund" coffee can from the employee lounge. "It was mostly pennies, and a couple of nickels," said the source, "but still ..." Read more... New York - "This is a marriage made in heaven," said Jets' coach Rex Ryan about the team's signing of former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as Assistant Food Services Coach and Wide Receiver. "Steven runs a 4.6 40-yard dash carrying a full tray of Jello," said Ryan. "Lose the tray and he's a serious deep threat." Read more... New York - Barely half way through the year, the American Buddhist Society announced it has awarded the 2010 Instant Karma Award to New York Mets' pitcher Francisco Rodriguez. Read more...
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