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Chicago - White Sox Sox GM Ken Williams has reportedly turned down new DH Manny Ramirez's offer to get a haircut in exchange for two years' free rent for his struggling hair salon, Chez Manny, at U.S. Cellular Field. Read more...

Clemens Asks Congress For A Mulligan
Dallas, TX - "Hank, I goofed up, " an apologetic Roger Clemens says he told Congressman Henry Waxman in a private weekend meeting where Clemens asked for a "mulligan" from Congress. Read more...

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Paramus, NJ - "I can't be associated with a sub-par product," Jim Furyk said today in announcing he was, in effect, firing his own sponsor, Energizer, including their icon spokesman. "The bunny's history," said Furyk who blamed his Barclays DQ on a defective battery. Read more...

Jay Mariotti Bail Fund Can Stolen From ESPN Headquarters
Bristol, CT - For freed pundit Jay Mariotti last weekend just got more embarrassing. A source at ESPN's headquarters in Bristol, CT is reporting a burglar made off with the "Help Bail Out Jay Mariotti Fund" coffee can from the employee lounge. "It was mostly pennies, and a couple of nickels," said the source, "but still ..." Read more...

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Jets Sign Steven Slater
New York - "This is a marriage made in heaven," said Jets' coach Rex Ryan about the team's signing of former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as Assistant Food Services Coach and Wide Receiver. "Steven runs a 4.6 40-yard dash carrying a full tray of Jello," said Ryan. "Lose the tray and he's a serious deep threat." Read more...

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New York - Barely half way through the year, the American Buddhist Society announced it has awarded the 2010 Instant Karma Award to New York Mets' pitcher Francisco Rodriguez. Read more...

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After a rousing speech by Roger Clemens proclaiming his innocence to felony charges for lying to Congress, supporters in Katy, TX reported a flock of flying pigs rose from a nearby tree, circled the crowd and flew off into the sunset.

"However, this is a wakeup call," said Clemens after his perjury indictment. "I'm going to look closely at my lying."

Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial.

"We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach.

Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field."

"It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses."

World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London.

"If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury.

"My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. "He's 11 sentences short," said a PGA spokesman in announcing Johnson's immediate suspension. "Rules are rules."

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Get A Crewcut: Manny's Hair (Salon) Not Welcome In Chicago Chicago - White Sox Sox GM Ken Williams has reportedly turned down new DH Manny Ramirez's offer to get a haircut in exchange for two years' free rent for his struggling hair salon, Chez Manny, at U.S. Cellular Field. Read more... Clemens Asks Congress For A Mulligan Dallas, TX - "Hank, I goofed up, " an apologetic Roger Clemens says he told Congressman Henry Waxman in a private weekend meeting where Clemens asked for a "mulligan" from Congress. Read more... Did A Woman Play For The Senators? Brett Favre's Lost 2008 Jets Promotional Music Video Furyk Drops Energizer Bunny As Sponsor Paramus, NJ - "I can't be associated with a sub-par product," Jim Furyk said today in announcing he was, in effect, firing his own sponsor, Energizer, including their icon spokesman. "The bunny's history," said Furyk who blamed his Barclays DQ on a defective battery. Read more... Jay Mariotti Bail Fund Can Stolen From ESPN Headquarters Bristol, CT - For freed pundit Jay Mariotti last weekend just got more embarrassing. A source at ESPN's headquarters in Bristol, CT is reporting a burglar made off with the "Help Bail Out Jay Mariotti Fund" coffee can from the employee lounge. "It was mostly pennies, and a couple of nickels," said the source, "but still ..." Read more... Top 11 NHL Marketing Tips For PGA Tour Please Change Your Bong Water Jets Sign Steven Slater New York - "This is a marriage made in heaven," said Jets' coach Rex Ryan about the team's signing of former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as Assistant Food Services Coach and Wide Receiver. "Steven runs a 4.6 40-yard dash carrying a full tray of Jello," said Ryan. "Lose the tray and he's a serious deep threat." Read more... 2010 Instant Karma Award Will Go To K-Rod New York - Barely half way through the year, the American Buddhist Society announced it has awarded the 2010 Instant Karma Award to New York Mets' pitcher Francisco Rodriguez. Read more... Mid-Winter Baseball Dream USC v. OSU: One Man's Dilemma Leads To Disaster Read All the News! Recent User Comments Yo responds to: Clemens Asks Congress For A Mulligan They cut something else in Texas, every spring. Here's hoping for a small (due to use of steroids) portion of 'Mountain Oysters'! Yo responds to: 2010 Instant Karma Award Will Go To K-Rod yep, it was a real Karmageddon.... Jelly responds to: Odyssey's Cheese-Insert Putter Wows Sheboygan Breakfast is very krafty Breakfast responds to: Odyssey's Cheese-Insert Putter Wows Sheboygan Tiger Springs Leak at Kohler's Tournament ....new headline, yours gratis. Kimbo responds to: Mets Surge Ahead In "Worm In The Apple" Race *Daze and Nights With Frankie* ... next inspirational sports bestseller? Play Ball with Stop-Motion Elvis Sings The Bunker Blues After a rousing speech by Roger Clemens proclaiming his innocence to felony charges for lying to Congress, supporters in Katy, TX reported a flock of flying pigs rose from a nearby tree, circled the crowd and flew off into the sunset. "However, this is a wakeup call," said Clemens after his perjury indictment. "I'm going to look closely at my lying." Politico is reporting that former GOP House Majority Leader and fellow Texan Tom DeLay will advise Clemens, pro-bono, on how to employ smirking sanctimony to deny wrongdoing at his upcoming trial. "We have enough potty-mouthed motherf..kers in the NFL," said NBC analyst Tony Dungy in blasting Jets' coach Rex Ryan for hiring former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater as an Assistant Food Services Coach. Responding to a tidal flow of fan protests over the "boring and stupid" New Meadowlands Stadium name, New Jersey officials announced the facility will be called "East Rutherford Just Off The Jersey Turnpike Field." "It has nothing to do with Brad personally," commented Brett Favre about reports of a rift with Minnesota Viking's coach Brad Childress. "I just don't trust anyone who's bald and wears glasses." World Extreme Cagefighting has applied to the International Olympic Committee to add cagefighting as an official event for the 2012 games in London. "If he'd been my mother-in-law, none of this would have happened," said Francisco Rodriguez about the incident which resulted in his arrest for assaulting his father-in-law at Citi Field ... and a season-ending injury. "My hand hurts," said Dustin Johnson after failing to write "I will not ground my club in bunkers anymore" 1,000 times on Whistling Straits' main blackboard. 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